The Hounds of God

l-e-s-b-i-a-n: the-box-ticker: Things Nobody Says To...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:12:20 -0400

l-e-s-b-i-a-n:

the-box-ticker:

Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS

hanh410: bereweillschmidt: That’s why I love the German...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:52:19 -0400

hanh410:

bereweillschmidt:

That’s why I love the German language. It’s always about being unique :)

the pain I’m going through

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:31:41 -0400

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Mon, 13 May 2013 19:12:45 -0400

worthyourweightinfanfiction: “What’s Wrong With Stephen...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:39:14 -0400

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

“What’s Wrong With Stephen Moffat?”
Rebloggable by request

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Fri, 10 May 2013 19:17:36 -0400

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Wed, 08 May 2013 19:14:29 -0400

noseinabook: Books for reluctant young readers, part 1.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:34:05 -0400

noseinabook:

Books for reluctant young readers, part 1.

The internet is so convenient

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 19:47:56 -0400

siempre-chill:

what the fuck should i make for dinner

what the fuck should i listen to now

what the fuck should i do today

what the fuck should i do with my life

kadyx33: ghosthostess: ms-splendiferous: magos-da-fairytail: ...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:46:04 -0400

kadyx33:

ghosthostess:

ms-splendiferous:

magos-da-fairytail:

cynthiakddo:

branpan808:

cptprocrastination:

sannguine:

jaidefinichon:

what

the

fuck

.

I thought I was okay until I got to the book laptop cover and…and now I need it.

omg at first i thought the tea infuser was some kind of tank decoration and that it had shredded a goldfish :(

same lol^

theoneguyoverthere: hangthecode: Jack was employed into...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:39:18 -0400

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.

(via)

Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

iamtheescapist: consulted-moriarty: bmoisalivingboy: ishimaruu...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:39:00 -0400

iamtheescapist:

consulted-moriarty:

bmoisalivingboy:

ishimaruu:

ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT

GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT I LITTERALY SPAT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN

THERE BETTER BE REACTION GIFS OF THESE BY TOMORROW

THE FCUK DID I JUST WATHC

I CANT

corgisandboobs: I shall not rest until I have wrestled this...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 19:44:03 -0400

corgisandboobs:

I shall not rest until I have wrestled this little bear puppy.

chelsea-noel: posttragicmulatto: feminerdism: A message from...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:45:07 -0400

chelsea-noel:

posttragicmulatto:

feminerdism:

A message from Traditional Canadians for the Preservation of the Traditional Definition of All Things Traditional. [x]

The scariest thing is that I wasn’t sure until like five panels in that this was a joke.

Rick Mercer. He is great at mocking conservatives and Americans. He’s got a show on CBC.

Rick Mercer for Prime Minister.

thefuuuucomics: How to find out the gender of your computer

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 04:44:52 -0400

thefuuuucomics:

How to find out the gender of your computer

marvelous: important cosplay resources

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:30:41 -0400

marvelous: important cosplay resources :

swimmingays:

idk i’ve been struggling finding resources for certain things so i thought i’d pool them in case anyone else needs them too

outfits/clothes
How To Cosplay: Make A Sailor Fuku (School Uniform)!
How to: Pleated Skirt - YouTube
Simple Tie
C ircle Skirt
Ore-Tied Obi
How To Make a Hakama

wigs and wig treatment
Care for a Wig
Wig Styling Walkthrough
Cut Bangs on Wig
Gravity Defying Bangs
C leaning a Wig
Detangling + Washing
Wash a Wig
Building on a wig - Jessie, Pokemon
Huge Curls
Layering a Wig
Long Hair Under Wig
Straighten a Spikey Wig
Sebastian Michaelis - Kuroshitsuji
Sasuke - Naruto

makeup
How to Apply Eyeliner
How to Apply Blush
How to Apply Liquid Foundation
Flawless Skin With Makeup
Airbrush Makeup
Acne Covering Makeup
Girl / Boy Makeup
6 Secrets I Learned at Makeup Artist School
How to Apply Contour Makeup
Grell Sutcliff Makeup Tutorial
Eyebrow Covering
Bishounen (Pretty Boy) Makeup
Fake Facial Hair

wounds ect
Fake Wounds / Scar
Mello Scar Makeup
Scrapes & Bruises
Lacerations
Gouged Eye Makeup
8 Fake Blood Recipes
No-Cook Edible Fake Blood

tattoos
Make a Temporary Tattoo
How To Conceal Tattoos
Sebastian Contract Symbol - Black Butler

wow i really hope this helped people like it helped me!

celiawithkent: brazenblackberry: lordlingenglish: doduos: HAV...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:10:48 -0400

celiawithkent:

brazenblackberry:

lordlingenglish:

doduos:

HAVE YOU EVER DECIDED TO GOOGLE “GIANT DOGS”????

THAT FIRST ONE IS NOT A DOG. THAT IS A GODDAMN DIREWOLF.

I’M ALSO PRETTY SURE THE REST ARE AT LEAST 62.7% BEAR.

PERFECT ANIMALS

OH MY GOD

annathemoony: soupnbananaz: littleartemis: radiogrimshaw: ...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:21:54 -0400

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

velvettulip: blackfashion: knowledgeequalsblackpower: stelmari...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:36:18 -0400

velvettulip:

blackfashion:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

stelmarias:

(x)

Standing ovation

oh shit

livingforthe-city: strong-and-stronger: THIS IS NOT RELATED TO...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 05:09:06 -0400

livingforthe-city:

strong-and-stronger:

THIS IS NOT RELATED TO MY BLOG AND I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT SCROLL PAST SHELDON AS DR. FRANKENFURTER

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING